Let’s Offend Everybody!
Q. What’s the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar.
MORAL for the Day
One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Depressed
I was so depressed last night thinking about the war,economy,lost jobs,social security,heath insurance,retirement funds etc…
So I called Lifeline and got a call center in Pakistan…
Told them I was depressed and suicidal…
They got all excited and asked me if I could drive a truck…
Getting out of jail.
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car.
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Off Sex
A very frustrated man visits his doctor. “Doc, you’ve gotta help me! My wife just isn’t interested in sex anymore. Haven’t you got a pill or something I can give her?”
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