A little old lady goes to the doctor
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn’t really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was farting because they don’t smell and are silent.”
THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD
If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up, what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning…. Uphill… Barefoot… BOTH ways, yadda, yadda, yadda!!!
Lawyer vs. Cop
A lawyer from New York City runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a South Carolina State Trooper.
Rupert
Ok Rupert, I’m going be easy on you, since you’re probably retarded and can’t draw a logical picture to save your life.

