The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie " with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all t[...]
I was walking around town the other day when I saw these two jerk-offs wearing matching outfits, I mean, down to the belt same outfits, so I yelled to over to them "Hey faggots did[...]
"Surely it's not going to rain today?"She said "it will, and don't call me Shirley"...Forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode.
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a group of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the guys. He immediatel[...]
His father listened from the door as the boy said "God bless mommy, God bless Daddy, God Bless Grandma, goodbye grandpa" The next day the family awoke to found the grandpa dead, bu[...]
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the foll[...]
Bayers HeroinA bottle of Bayer's heroin. Between 1890 and 1910 heroin was sold as a non-addictive substitute for morphine. It was also used to treat children with strong cough.[...]
Ever wondered what heaven looks like ?Bill Gates died and, much to everyone's surprise, went to Heaven. When he got there, he had to wait in the reception area.Heaven's rec[...]
NOKIA VIRUS Enter PIN code: Enter PIN code: F Enter PIN code: FU Enter PIN code: FUC Enter PIN code: FUCK YOU ! YOU JUST BEEN FUCKED BY ME
Redneck Driver's Application
Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name:
[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency?A: Question marks.
If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for.Don't lie, cheat or steal...unnecessarily.There is always one more son of a bitch than you counted on.An hones[...]
One day the teacher told her class to think of something exiting that happened recently.Little Suzie told about her trip to Florida.Clyde said his dad got drunk all the tim[...]
I was in Costco, pushing my shopping cart around, when I collided with a young guy also pushing a cart.I said to the young guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife and I[...]
Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?Because they steal all the green cards
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "Wh[...]
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A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is
the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
An older couple are playing in the annual club championship. They are playing in a play off hole and it is down to a 6 inch putt that the wife has to make. She takes her stance and[...]
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest[...]
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